Anonymous: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

Jul 23 18:10 with 14,120 notes


tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site


Jul 23 17:40 with 165,742 notes





Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

Jul 23 17:25 with 33,477 notes


what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

Jul 23 10:30 with 238,929 notes

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum)

Jul 23 1:23 with 783,881 notes
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